Post by Akomplice on Mar 23, 2011 21:25:11 GMT -5
For the Blazers this is supposed to be a rebuilding year for the franchise, however the team didn't get the memo apparently. So the Blazers decided to bring in the expert in terms of tanking, the one and truly only expert Major Payne.
The speech commences:
Listen you maggots, I don't know what the hell your thinking right now but I do know one thing for certain. You pansies aren't supposed to be winning. The Blazers are supposed to be rebuilding, not being mildly interesting. You are supposed to be the suckiest of the suck, the worst of all them. However your 6 and 8, you make me sick. Look at the Clippers, Look at the Magic, they have it right. Do you not understand the premise of losing? Is this such a hard concept for you to understand? What are your malfunctions numb nuts?
Michael Beasley apparently didn't look in the mirror and therefore wasn't ready for this shock treatment. Michael was seen laughing it up with teammate Rip Hamilton, who through his mask granted him some superior protection. Major Payne took exception to this laughing and decided to make an example out of the two players.
Major Payne decided to make a call to his good buddy, Sgt Slaughter. Sgt Slaughter walked over to Michael Beasley and Rip Hamilton and Rip had a spare mask ready to go. Slaughter immediately began spitting away towards the direction of Hamilton, however after a few years of being comfortable with mask Rip made some adjustments and equipped it with a wind shield wiper. Michael Beasley decided to take out a joint and began to spark it up right in front of Sgt Slaughter. Sgt Slaughter was visibly frustrated and decided to walk off, Michael and Rip clearly won this battle.
Major Payne was clearly upset about the two players getting the better of Slaughter, he decided to take a hostage in Caio Torres. Payne started talking to Torres but despite his best efforts, the rest of the team was laughing again. He couldn't understand why but the team continued to laugh away making him feel inadequate. Suddenly Beasley couldn't hold it in anymore, yo Major Payne dude, Torres can't understand a word that your saying. He doesn't speak English, all he knows is rebound.
Major Payne was once again thwarted despite his best efforts. He decided to give one last final speech before going away. It's quite evident that this team is persistent to be annoying. Your supposed to suck, but you guys only half suck. Your supposed to be a dysfunctional team, you got Eddy Curry and Michael Beasley on this team. If your not going to suck all the way, at least do us a favor. Be a good playoff team. I'm confident in that we give you a goal you will undoubtedly fail and be a lottery team.
The speech commences:
Listen you maggots, I don't know what the hell your thinking right now but I do know one thing for certain. You pansies aren't supposed to be winning. The Blazers are supposed to be rebuilding, not being mildly interesting. You are supposed to be the suckiest of the suck, the worst of all them. However your 6 and 8, you make me sick. Look at the Clippers, Look at the Magic, they have it right. Do you not understand the premise of losing? Is this such a hard concept for you to understand? What are your malfunctions numb nuts?
Michael Beasley apparently didn't look in the mirror and therefore wasn't ready for this shock treatment. Michael was seen laughing it up with teammate Rip Hamilton, who through his mask granted him some superior protection. Major Payne took exception to this laughing and decided to make an example out of the two players.
Major Payne decided to make a call to his good buddy, Sgt Slaughter. Sgt Slaughter walked over to Michael Beasley and Rip Hamilton and Rip had a spare mask ready to go. Slaughter immediately began spitting away towards the direction of Hamilton, however after a few years of being comfortable with mask Rip made some adjustments and equipped it with a wind shield wiper. Michael Beasley decided to take out a joint and began to spark it up right in front of Sgt Slaughter. Sgt Slaughter was visibly frustrated and decided to walk off, Michael and Rip clearly won this battle.
Major Payne was clearly upset about the two players getting the better of Slaughter, he decided to take a hostage in Caio Torres. Payne started talking to Torres but despite his best efforts, the rest of the team was laughing again. He couldn't understand why but the team continued to laugh away making him feel inadequate. Suddenly Beasley couldn't hold it in anymore, yo Major Payne dude, Torres can't understand a word that your saying. He doesn't speak English, all he knows is rebound.
Major Payne was once again thwarted despite his best efforts. He decided to give one last final speech before going away. It's quite evident that this team is persistent to be annoying. Your supposed to suck, but you guys only half suck. Your supposed to be a dysfunctional team, you got Eddy Curry and Michael Beasley on this team. If your not going to suck all the way, at least do us a favor. Be a good playoff team. I'm confident in that we give you a goal you will undoubtedly fail and be a lottery team.
