Post by Akomplice on Apr 10, 2011 13:02:03 GMT -5
8 Detroit Pistons - Jrue Holiday PG 6'3'' 185 19 C+ C+ B- B- C- A
OMG I have a friend that goes to UCLA and she told me that Holiday was like the point guard nobody wanted. Apparently this team already had a guy name Darren and Russell but Jrue was always hanging out with them like he was a stalker. Looking at the roster I wonder what George Hill feels about this pick because he looks like he was gonna be the point guard for this team. I do believe that this team would have been better taking a shooting guard but I guess Terrence wasn't good enough to hack it since the Pistons did a scouting whatchamecall it.
9 Chicago Bulls - Al-Farouq Aminu SF 6'8'' 210 19 B- C C B C+ A
I feel so bad for the Bulls and their fans, ever since Jordan retired they have had bad luck. When Melo decided to bolt Chicago for the Bucks, like seriously what the F? However the Bulls are onto something because I heard a rumor from my email that Aminu was a prince and for just 16,000 dollars they can rescue him and his family and they will get a ton of money. I hope the Bulls didn't fall for that scam, but I doubt they did. Aminu is super duper raw when it comes to the game, but like he has a ton of potential. However with local product Wilson on the team already we wonder why the Bulls didn't go for a center or point guard to help the team.
10 Miami Heat - Omri Casspi (Overseas) SF 6'8'' 220 21 C+ C+ C B C A
I have a Nana that lives in Miami and she told me that's where all the old people go and like all the people who want to party. However I don't know if the fans in Miami should be doing any of that these days. The Miami Heat team needs a shot in the arm like a good bag of heroin to wake up because the team right now is sort of so so. They have this guy Al Jefferson who is good, but after that it's a bunch of LOL's and Sad faces. They will need a lot of luck that Randolph can develop like a lot in this training camp. However if he does where does that leave Omri? He will be staying overseas until the party scene in Miami becomes more lively but two small forwards and a free agency pending Al Jefferson? Sad times.
11 Cleveland Cavaliers - Robin Lopez C 7'0'' 255 21 C+ D+ C- B B- B
The Cavaliers are doing ok, they wanted to add some depth to the team. However what they probably didn't know because they don't read WWTDD.com is that Gilbert Arenas always hated Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons. While Lopez doesn't exactly look like him, he does have the hair. We wouldn't be surprised if there was an incident this year where one of them accidentally gets a broken jaw and misses a few games. The Cavs have some talent and took a depth pick here, but can Gilbert and Jermaine really take this team anywhere? They need to find a way to add another playmaker on this team to really make some noise.
12 Portland Trailblazers - Hasheem Thabeet C 7'3'' 265 22 C D- D B B- B
The Spurs had this pick but now it says Portland, I'm confused. Well if this pick does go to Portland we have to laugh because Hasheem Thabeet? That has to be a fake name... wait it's not? Well he is super tall so that has to count for something in basketball. He should be able to block a lot of shots and alter things around the rim, but I see here that Blair threw Thabeet to the ground during a game. Talk about tension between them. The Blazers still don't have any notable point guards on the team so we have to think that it was a bad idea to take a backup center when you already have that Torres guy.
13 San Antonio Spurs - Terrence Williams SF 6'6'' 220 22 B- C C+ B- C+ A
The Spurs came so close from getting axed from the league because of years of ineptitude but they finally came through in the last moments and changed the team so now their safe for a few years. They have a solid team that has Dirk who seems to be one of the better guys in the league and the cutie Marcus Williams. I really have a thing for bad boys and any time you steal something and people are afraid to do something that's hot. However they say that money rules the world and apparently Dirk, Curry and Vass a something is owed a ton of it. So that's no bueno, that's spanish for no good. The Spurs will have to be real creative in trying to improve this team because they don't have any wiggle room to use.
