Post by Akomplice on Jan 29, 2011 22:17:11 GMT -5
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During the offseason Joe Johnson continued his tour like last year and happened to run into a certain individual on tour. The person that he ran into was Lamar Odom of the Timberwolves, however over the offseason Odom got married to a Kardashian. They shared stories about how Lamar made the wrong choice because he got back into drugs. Lamar thought that those days were behind him, however they finally caught up with him. Lamar recalls being in the club one day and teammate Kevin Garnett brought in some yayo and they were doing lines in the back of the club. That's when Tracy Morgan came creeping into through the back door. One thing led to another and Lamar found himself in Vegas and marrying the ugly Kardashian. Still to this day he will always remember doing lines of yayo off strippers asses in Club Lotus, because that was the day that changed his life.
This brings up back to the moment that Lamar and Joe Johnson were sharing until the Kardashian sisters walked in. In case people forget Joe Johnson and Kim Kardashian have a checkered past see [http://ssbl4.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=articles&action=display&thread=2693] for reference. Once Kim Kardashian saw that Joe Johnson was sitting with Lamar Odom, she immediately signaled to her security member to beat up Joe Johnson. Lamar Odom was put in a tough situation, because he knew who security was, none other than Kevin Garnett. He figured that he was perfect for the job, he is big, screams a lot, looks intimidating and when something happens he resorts to cheap tactics. So when Kim signaled to KG he ended up going for the cock knock punch that he has been perfecting on the SSBL courts. Joe Johnson was able to connect with a left hand hook and KG backed down because he is only a tender thug. This bad blood has been boiling and erupting over twitter during the summer, so even in this meaningless preseason game, Joe Johnson had a point to prove.
Joe Johnson tweeted to the entire world that history was going to be made tonight, he was looking to punk KG on the court and break a record in the process. For every point that he dropped he was able to get a 1000 dollars donated by Target. Once Kevin Garnett heard that Joe Johnson was looking to embarrass him, he sat out of the game with a serious case of non genitalia. It's not a rare case at all, it happens to everyone thug that has to back up all the shit that he has talked. Upon hearing the news, Joe Johnson just laughed it off because he was expecting KG to pull a stunt like this.
Joe Johnson ended up finishing with 68 points, 11 assist and 7 boards. However one had to watch the game that was within the game, as it was even better than the stat line that Johnson posted. Timberwolves guard Lenny Cooke was trying to reclaim some of the fame that he once had on the streets of New York before he ended up going to Memphis because of injuries. It ended up being the Lenny Cooke vs Joe Johnson show, a match up that was quite one sided but entertaining nonetheless. Cooke ended up with 32 points, but he was doing it in an impressive way. He was attacking the rim relentlessly getting to the charity stripe 13 times. However no matter what he can do, Joe Johnson would one up him every single time. Once the fourth quarter came along, Johnson started to pull away challenging the Wolves to a 1 on 5 game. No longer content in playing the game, Johnson started to put on the real show. He ended up scoring 36 points in a row stretching from the fourth quarter and into overtime.
It was the highest individual performance in SSBL history, however it won't count because it was a preseason game. However for Joe Johnson it was so much more than that, it was a statement to the Wolves and KG. After the game Kim Kardashian was so entranced by Johnson's performance she was waiting for him once he left the tunnel. They got to talking and well Kim Kardashian ended up getting down on all fours. Any man would have jumped at the site, but Joe Johnson had another idea in mind. He told Kim to close her eyes and let whatever happen just happen. Three minutes later she finally build up the courage to turn around and standing there was none other than...
www.thessbl.com/v4/preseason/boxes/5-2.html
During the offseason Joe Johnson continued his tour like last year and happened to run into a certain individual on tour. The person that he ran into was Lamar Odom of the Timberwolves, however over the offseason Odom got married to a Kardashian. They shared stories about how Lamar made the wrong choice because he got back into drugs. Lamar thought that those days were behind him, however they finally caught up with him. Lamar recalls being in the club one day and teammate Kevin Garnett brought in some yayo and they were doing lines in the back of the club. That's when Tracy Morgan came creeping into through the back door. One thing led to another and Lamar found himself in Vegas and marrying the ugly Kardashian. Still to this day he will always remember doing lines of yayo off strippers asses in Club Lotus, because that was the day that changed his life.
This brings up back to the moment that Lamar and Joe Johnson were sharing until the Kardashian sisters walked in. In case people forget Joe Johnson and Kim Kardashian have a checkered past see [http://ssbl4.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=articles&action=display&thread=2693] for reference. Once Kim Kardashian saw that Joe Johnson was sitting with Lamar Odom, she immediately signaled to her security member to beat up Joe Johnson. Lamar Odom was put in a tough situation, because he knew who security was, none other than Kevin Garnett. He figured that he was perfect for the job, he is big, screams a lot, looks intimidating and when something happens he resorts to cheap tactics. So when Kim signaled to KG he ended up going for the cock knock punch that he has been perfecting on the SSBL courts. Joe Johnson was able to connect with a left hand hook and KG backed down because he is only a tender thug. This bad blood has been boiling and erupting over twitter during the summer, so even in this meaningless preseason game, Joe Johnson had a point to prove.
Joe Johnson tweeted to the entire world that history was going to be made tonight, he was looking to punk KG on the court and break a record in the process. For every point that he dropped he was able to get a 1000 dollars donated by Target. Once Kevin Garnett heard that Joe Johnson was looking to embarrass him, he sat out of the game with a serious case of non genitalia. It's not a rare case at all, it happens to everyone thug that has to back up all the shit that he has talked. Upon hearing the news, Joe Johnson just laughed it off because he was expecting KG to pull a stunt like this.
Joe Johnson ended up finishing with 68 points, 11 assist and 7 boards. However one had to watch the game that was within the game, as it was even better than the stat line that Johnson posted. Timberwolves guard Lenny Cooke was trying to reclaim some of the fame that he once had on the streets of New York before he ended up going to Memphis because of injuries. It ended up being the Lenny Cooke vs Joe Johnson show, a match up that was quite one sided but entertaining nonetheless. Cooke ended up with 32 points, but he was doing it in an impressive way. He was attacking the rim relentlessly getting to the charity stripe 13 times. However no matter what he can do, Joe Johnson would one up him every single time. Once the fourth quarter came along, Johnson started to pull away challenging the Wolves to a 1 on 5 game. No longer content in playing the game, Johnson started to put on the real show. He ended up scoring 36 points in a row stretching from the fourth quarter and into overtime.
It was the highest individual performance in SSBL history, however it won't count because it was a preseason game. However for Joe Johnson it was so much more than that, it was a statement to the Wolves and KG. After the game Kim Kardashian was so entranced by Johnson's performance she was waiting for him once he left the tunnel. They got to talking and well Kim Kardashian ended up getting down on all fours. Any man would have jumped at the site, but Joe Johnson had another idea in mind. He told Kim to close her eyes and let whatever happen just happen. Three minutes later she finally build up the courage to turn around and standing there was none other than...
