Post by Akomplice on Jan 11, 2011 21:36:27 GMT -5
In the offseason Joe Johnson went on a tour around the states in efforts to promoting worldly goodness, yeah that's right move aside Bono you big turd. However what didn't make the papers during the time was the one pit stop that he made at a certain house, the Kardashian household.
For those that don't know, the Kardashian's actually indeed control the entire world. I mean C'Mon they got OJ Simpson off the hook. Not only can they can control the court room, they control the minds all over America with their reality TV powers. The other thing they can control is the outcome of championships in sports. Lamar Odom got some of the Kardashian power, though the wrong one. Reggie Bush got some of the Kardshian power, next thing you know the Saints are winning the Superbowl. One thing we did learn though, they Kardashian power can't affect the music world due to the flop status that is Ray J, but he did get a good return on the Kardashian power.
During one of his stops, Bruce Jenner invited Joe Johnson to the house to allow him to appear on the reality tv show and spread the good word. It was a basic promo for all parties involved, however what didn't make the air is what gave Johnson his new found confidence and powers. Joe Johnson did indeed bang all of the Kardashian's to ensure that he will win the championship this year. I mean all the Kardashian's at the same time? How can you even possibly lose.
Pre Kardashian Power:
PPG: 28.2
RPG: 7.3
APG: 5.6
SPG: 2.4
After Kardashian Power:
PPG: 29.3
RPG: 6.5
APG: 9.3
SPG: 2.5
As you can see the rebounds have dipped a little bit, but that's because the Blazers team overall is hitting more shots due to the awesomeness of Joe Johnson's passing skills.
Joe Johnson said in an interview that he actually had a confession to make. That he is indeed the father of both Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian babies. Joe Johnson took a minute to reflect, I haven't missed a whole lot of shots this year, but I did miss this one. I was indeed going for Kim instead of Kourtney, I messed that one up indeed.
The secret is out, the reason why Joe Johnson is playing so good, the Kardashian power.
Moments after the article came out...
For those that don't know, the Kardashian's actually indeed control the entire world. I mean C'Mon they got OJ Simpson off the hook. Not only can they can control the court room, they control the minds all over America with their reality TV powers. The other thing they can control is the outcome of championships in sports. Lamar Odom got some of the Kardashian power, though the wrong one. Reggie Bush got some of the Kardshian power, next thing you know the Saints are winning the Superbowl. One thing we did learn though, they Kardashian power can't affect the music world due to the flop status that is Ray J, but he did get a good return on the Kardashian power.
During one of his stops, Bruce Jenner invited Joe Johnson to the house to allow him to appear on the reality tv show and spread the good word. It was a basic promo for all parties involved, however what didn't make the air is what gave Johnson his new found confidence and powers. Joe Johnson did indeed bang all of the Kardashian's to ensure that he will win the championship this year. I mean all the Kardashian's at the same time? How can you even possibly lose.
Pre Kardashian Power:
PPG: 28.2
RPG: 7.3
APG: 5.6
SPG: 2.4
After Kardashian Power:
PPG: 29.3
RPG: 6.5
APG: 9.3
SPG: 2.5
As you can see the rebounds have dipped a little bit, but that's because the Blazers team overall is hitting more shots due to the awesomeness of Joe Johnson's passing skills.
Joe Johnson said in an interview that he actually had a confession to make. That he is indeed the father of both Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian babies. Joe Johnson took a minute to reflect, I haven't missed a whole lot of shots this year, but I did miss this one. I was indeed going for Kim instead of Kourtney, I messed that one up indeed.
The secret is out, the reason why Joe Johnson is playing so good, the Kardashian power.
Moments after the article came out...
