Post by Akomplice on Jan 1, 2011 22:54:31 GMT -5
Hi I'm Steve Francis. I'm currently looking to relocate my talent to other areas in the world, or you can say I'm looking to travel the country. I believe that my resume kind of speaks for itself.
PPG: 20
APG: 9
RPG: 5
SPG: 2
I mean hey, what can I say? I believe that I have all the talent in the world and that I can help any team in the league. However it is apparent that this dude named Joe Johnson thinks he is going to take my job from me. Therefore I'm going to my agent to seek a trade to another team in the league. He told me that he spoke to the Blazers GM and the trade could be facilitated quite easily. All the Blazers really need back is a shooting guard that can stroke it from deep.
So why wouldn't any team want me? Is it because of my crack addition? I mean hell of Keon Clark can play every game drunk and my uncle Michael Ray Richardson can test positive for cocaine every year and still make an impact, why can't I? I mean look at my stats, it is clear that I can still help any team in the league.
What do I bring:
I can score on any point guard in the league. I got size, speed and athleticism that will never fade. My jumpshot is silky smooth and I can bang on any center in the league. Look at my assist numbers, ain't they sexy? I can steal the ball as quick as I can smoke a crack rock. I'm willing to crash the boards because that means that I have the ball in my hands. So I got to wonder, why wouldn't you want me?
So please, for only 19 cents a turnover, you can support me, my family and my drug addiction. I'm only 28 years old and am locked up for a few more years so don't fret, I won't bolt. If you trade for me, I promise to make both your franchise and community a better place.
PPG: 20
APG: 9
RPG: 5
SPG: 2
I mean hey, what can I say? I believe that I have all the talent in the world and that I can help any team in the league. However it is apparent that this dude named Joe Johnson thinks he is going to take my job from me. Therefore I'm going to my agent to seek a trade to another team in the league. He told me that he spoke to the Blazers GM and the trade could be facilitated quite easily. All the Blazers really need back is a shooting guard that can stroke it from deep.
So why wouldn't any team want me? Is it because of my crack addition? I mean hell of Keon Clark can play every game drunk and my uncle Michael Ray Richardson can test positive for cocaine every year and still make an impact, why can't I? I mean look at my stats, it is clear that I can still help any team in the league.
What do I bring:
I can score on any point guard in the league. I got size, speed and athleticism that will never fade. My jumpshot is silky smooth and I can bang on any center in the league. Look at my assist numbers, ain't they sexy? I can steal the ball as quick as I can smoke a crack rock. I'm willing to crash the boards because that means that I have the ball in my hands. So I got to wonder, why wouldn't you want me?
So please, for only 19 cents a turnover, you can support me, my family and my drug addiction. I'm only 28 years old and am locked up for a few more years so don't fret, I won't bolt. If you trade for me, I promise to make both your franchise and community a better place.
