Post by Akomplice on Nov 18, 2010 17:51:16 GMT -5
Little attention has been paid attention to the whole Tracy Morgan / Tracy Jordan saga that has been going on over the past few weeks. However as a young Tracy Jordan was soul searching, it was a sports story that captured the hearts of people all over the West coast. Eventually people in Seattle and Portland wanted to get down to the bottom of the mystery.
The following video sheds some light as to what happened to Tracy Morgan and why he believes that he is indeed Tracy Jordan.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTj47rcuM-4
Now that the answer has finally come out there can be some clarity in Seattle and that is coming at a good time, The Sonics have lost five games out of the past seven. The confusion was starting to reach the locker room, most notably the star player of the Sonics.
Kobe: Man it was crazy, I felt like I was in the same position. Ever since being moved from LA to Seattle I don't even know who I am anymore. I was looking for answers in all the wrong places, you know how hard it is to get answers at Starbucks?
Tracy Jordan: It means a lot to me man, it really does. All this time I really thought the Sonics were going to suck, I was like look at Dally and Fox do they talk to each other and wonder who is prettier?
Tracy Jordan: Kobe you know what?
Kobe: What's up Trey?
Tracy Jordan: I want to take you behind a middle school and get you pregnant.
Kobe: That's deep man.
Heading into the season the Sonics had super high expectations because of the acquisition of Kobe. Maybe they can finally start playing up to their expectations now that the air is clear now.
Fans in Portland were so humbled by the search for his soul, they dropped the lawsuit against the Seattle Sonics. However the expectations in Portland are not as high as those in Seattle. The Blazers are a rebuilding team with Joe Johnson leading the way. Instead of looking at the future, the fans are now using the campaign " Come see D'Rob while you still can "
David Robinson: Man it's crazy because I think I suck now. I mean I should have retired gracefully years ago.
Tracy Morgan: Yeah but the old days were sure fun.
David Robinson: I mean David Robinson Bobble Head night? I'm 38 years old.
Tracy Morgan: Just think about it though, we gonna put you in a Navy outfit, it's gonna be huge.
Joe Johnson: I mean how you gonna tell me I'm the franchise players and not have a bobble head night of me? Hey yo Timmy
Tim Hardaway: Action: Throws a TV at Tracy Morgan
Tracy Morgan: The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.
As you can clearly see the current Portland team is having a current identity struggle. Either way we can finally put all of this behind us.
The following video sheds some light as to what happened to Tracy Morgan and why he believes that he is indeed Tracy Jordan.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTj47rcuM-4
Now that the answer has finally come out there can be some clarity in Seattle and that is coming at a good time, The Sonics have lost five games out of the past seven. The confusion was starting to reach the locker room, most notably the star player of the Sonics.
Kobe: Man it was crazy, I felt like I was in the same position. Ever since being moved from LA to Seattle I don't even know who I am anymore. I was looking for answers in all the wrong places, you know how hard it is to get answers at Starbucks?
Tracy Jordan: It means a lot to me man, it really does. All this time I really thought the Sonics were going to suck, I was like look at Dally and Fox do they talk to each other and wonder who is prettier?
Tracy Jordan: Kobe you know what?
Kobe: What's up Trey?
Tracy Jordan: I want to take you behind a middle school and get you pregnant.
Kobe: That's deep man.
Heading into the season the Sonics had super high expectations because of the acquisition of Kobe. Maybe they can finally start playing up to their expectations now that the air is clear now.
Fans in Portland were so humbled by the search for his soul, they dropped the lawsuit against the Seattle Sonics. However the expectations in Portland are not as high as those in Seattle. The Blazers are a rebuilding team with Joe Johnson leading the way. Instead of looking at the future, the fans are now using the campaign " Come see D'Rob while you still can "
David Robinson: Man it's crazy because I think I suck now. I mean I should have retired gracefully years ago.
Tracy Morgan: Yeah but the old days were sure fun.
David Robinson: I mean David Robinson Bobble Head night? I'm 38 years old.
Tracy Morgan: Just think about it though, we gonna put you in a Navy outfit, it's gonna be huge.
Joe Johnson: I mean how you gonna tell me I'm the franchise players and not have a bobble head night of me? Hey yo Timmy
Tim Hardaway: Action: Throws a TV at Tracy Morgan
Tracy Morgan: The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.
As you can clearly see the current Portland team is having a current identity struggle. Either way we can finally put all of this behind us.
