Post by Akomplice on Sept 25, 2010 13:12:01 GMT -5
It was the nineteenth state in the country. Located in the Midwestern United States region and is around those great lakes. It's people are known as Hoosiers. The state's name means "Land of the Indians", or simply "Indian Land". Indiana has a humid continental climate, with cool winters and warm, irriguous summers. Is it the great cities of Indianapolis or Fort Wayne? I mean why would any big time free agent want to go and play for the state of Indiana?
In this special we decided to take a closer look into what the Pacers and their people could be doing in order to land these big time free agents. Last year it was Alonzo Mourning and this summer might have been the greatest heist of SSBL4 history, stealing Tim Duncan away from the [ex]powerhouse Mavericks. As we started to interview people and do participant observations we started to notice one common issue... This shit makes no sense.
Seen here are the fans of the Pacers doing a rain dance. However there is no need for this because Indiana usually has a watery summer as indicated by our good friends at Wikipedia. So we had to go deeper to find out what was going on. We brought in one of the leading anthropologist in the rain dancing field, Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne and his esteemed colleague Fat Joe enlightened us that the term rain dance doesn't mean weather no more, ya dig? What it actually means is the state of Indiana is making it rain money of these big time free agents, ya heard? However that didn't resonate to well with us because every single team that could offer a max contract had to offered one to Tim Duncan, so why Indiana?
*No Homo*
Going deeper into our research we started to go over past pictures of Tim Duncan to try and find a clue, a sign hell signs of foul play. At this point in time we were willing to admit that the Illuminati or the Free Masons were behind all of this. Eventually there was one picture that we took a liking to and decided to run with it. In this following picture we noticed that Tim Duncan was sitting on a ice throne. See: teentalk.wikispaces.com/file/view/Tim_Duncan.jpg/30577864/Tim_Duncan.jpg Now what other Spur was known as the Ice Man? George Gervin, that's right. Where was George Gervin born? Detroit! That's right. What does Indiana and Detroit have in common? Great Lakes! Eureka that means absolutely nothing.
Feeling that our search was leading us nowhere we decided to chalk it up to crop circles. We have no explanation into this phenomenon and it scares us because the Pacers are skilled at stealing big name free agents. Lord only knows if there were able to secure enough cap space to land another free agent next year, who would be next? One thing is for sure, all unrestricted free agents will ever be safe as long as the Pacers are lurking around.
In this special we decided to take a closer look into what the Pacers and their people could be doing in order to land these big time free agents. Last year it was Alonzo Mourning and this summer might have been the greatest heist of SSBL4 history, stealing Tim Duncan away from the [ex]powerhouse Mavericks. As we started to interview people and do participant observations we started to notice one common issue... This shit makes no sense.
Seen here are the fans of the Pacers doing a rain dance. However there is no need for this because Indiana usually has a watery summer as indicated by our good friends at Wikipedia. So we had to go deeper to find out what was going on. We brought in one of the leading anthropologist in the rain dancing field, Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne and his esteemed colleague Fat Joe enlightened us that the term rain dance doesn't mean weather no more, ya dig? What it actually means is the state of Indiana is making it rain money of these big time free agents, ya heard? However that didn't resonate to well with us because every single team that could offer a max contract had to offered one to Tim Duncan, so why Indiana?
*No Homo*
Going deeper into our research we started to go over past pictures of Tim Duncan to try and find a clue, a sign hell signs of foul play. At this point in time we were willing to admit that the Illuminati or the Free Masons were behind all of this. Eventually there was one picture that we took a liking to and decided to run with it. In this following picture we noticed that Tim Duncan was sitting on a ice throne. See: teentalk.wikispaces.com/file/view/Tim_Duncan.jpg/30577864/Tim_Duncan.jpg Now what other Spur was known as the Ice Man? George Gervin, that's right. Where was George Gervin born? Detroit! That's right. What does Indiana and Detroit have in common? Great Lakes! Eureka that means absolutely nothing.
Feeling that our search was leading us nowhere we decided to chalk it up to crop circles. We have no explanation into this phenomenon and it scares us because the Pacers are skilled at stealing big name free agents. Lord only knows if there were able to secure enough cap space to land another free agent next year, who would be next? One thing is for sure, all unrestricted free agents will ever be safe as long as the Pacers are lurking around.
