Post by Akomplice on Jul 12, 2010 16:34:07 GMT -5
Looking at the JailBlazers roster you can tell each player has a certain type of weed that they love. In this article we will try and figure out who smokes what by looking at a picture. Call this participant observation so you might need to take a toke to get into the mind state of our participate players. We must also say from the get go, we will be enforcing a lock in policy. Once the door closes, there will be no opening of windows or doors. So here we go...
Participant: Michael Finley
Observation Picture: georgetwopointoh.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/finley.jpg
Cannabis of choice: The Zimbabwe
Looking at our footage of the previous night we witnessed Finley doing some strange things. His presence of the room immediately jumped out to us. He identified the middle of the room and started to chant using his mouth, but instead of words he was making sounds. He then proceeded to pound his chest and started to dance around the fire that was not there. After a few minutes of doing his dance he picked up a pencil and he looked like he was going hunting. What we concluded is that he clearly thought he was in the jungle somewhere, thus we are calling this Project Zimbabwe.
Participant: Jerry Stackhouse
Observation Picture: sportsroids.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Jerry-Stackhouse-Cooking.jpg
Cannabis of choice: The Chronic
When we conducted the experiment with Jerry Stackhouse, something terrible went wrong. We started to smoke however there was a reaction that happened that we never thought of, the power of the Chronic affected us more than Stackouse. Jerry was bulletproof to the Chronic, clearly he has come across marijuana before. The psychologist taking part of the study all of a sudden started to complain of immense hunger, commonly known as the munchies. Jerry was nice enough to come up with a nice meal for the people. Participant Stackhouse turns out is an incredible chef and proceeded to tell us that this is typically his normal weekday.
Participant: Damon Stoudamire
Observation Picture: www.sportsfiends.com/images/damon_stoudamire_pot.gif
Cannabis of choice: All of em
When we sat down with Damon and told him what we wanted to accomplish with our experiment, he eyes were beaming. He proceeded to talk the next five hours about all of his favorite strands of weed, locations to smoke, hobbies while smoking, smoking while having sex, smoking and the place for munchies, smoking with bongs, smoking with ducthes, smoking with phillies, smoking with vapors, smoking with pipes, smoking with hookahs, making pot brownies, making pot tea, making music while smoking, making videos while smoking and finally getting tattoos. By the time he was finished with his outrageously long run on sentence we just showed him the door and told him that we didn't need his service anymore.
Participant: Arvydas Sabonis
Observation Picture: www.balsas.lt/05/21/arvydas_sabonis_px600.jpg
Cannabis of choice: Mauwie Wauwie
Speaking to Sabonis went rather smoothly, a little to smooth for our liking. The entire time we smoked with Sabonis he was very cool and collective. Eventually Sabonis started to open up to us and started to speak about everything. He started speaking about the beauty of the Mauwie Wauwie and talked about the small nuisances as to why it is great. He proceeded to talk about fiber, hemp, oils, medicines and lastly spiritual goodness. He then speaks about the sativa that is so potent in the Mauwie Wauwie and all the good that can come from it. If America would make it legal, he feels that the world would be a better place. After the experiment was over he gave us a hug and thanked us for including him.
Participant: Michael Finley
Observation Picture: georgetwopointoh.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/finley.jpg
Cannabis of choice: The Zimbabwe
Looking at our footage of the previous night we witnessed Finley doing some strange things. His presence of the room immediately jumped out to us. He identified the middle of the room and started to chant using his mouth, but instead of words he was making sounds. He then proceeded to pound his chest and started to dance around the fire that was not there. After a few minutes of doing his dance he picked up a pencil and he looked like he was going hunting. What we concluded is that he clearly thought he was in the jungle somewhere, thus we are calling this Project Zimbabwe.
Participant: Jerry Stackhouse
Observation Picture: sportsroids.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Jerry-Stackhouse-Cooking.jpg
Cannabis of choice: The Chronic
When we conducted the experiment with Jerry Stackhouse, something terrible went wrong. We started to smoke however there was a reaction that happened that we never thought of, the power of the Chronic affected us more than Stackouse. Jerry was bulletproof to the Chronic, clearly he has come across marijuana before. The psychologist taking part of the study all of a sudden started to complain of immense hunger, commonly known as the munchies. Jerry was nice enough to come up with a nice meal for the people. Participant Stackhouse turns out is an incredible chef and proceeded to tell us that this is typically his normal weekday.
Participant: Damon Stoudamire
Observation Picture: www.sportsfiends.com/images/damon_stoudamire_pot.gif
Cannabis of choice: All of em
When we sat down with Damon and told him what we wanted to accomplish with our experiment, he eyes were beaming. He proceeded to talk the next five hours about all of his favorite strands of weed, locations to smoke, hobbies while smoking, smoking while having sex, smoking and the place for munchies, smoking with bongs, smoking with ducthes, smoking with phillies, smoking with vapors, smoking with pipes, smoking with hookahs, making pot brownies, making pot tea, making music while smoking, making videos while smoking and finally getting tattoos. By the time he was finished with his outrageously long run on sentence we just showed him the door and told him that we didn't need his service anymore.
Participant: Arvydas Sabonis
Observation Picture: www.balsas.lt/05/21/arvydas_sabonis_px600.jpg
Cannabis of choice: Mauwie Wauwie
Speaking to Sabonis went rather smoothly, a little to smooth for our liking. The entire time we smoked with Sabonis he was very cool and collective. Eventually Sabonis started to open up to us and started to speak about everything. He started speaking about the beauty of the Mauwie Wauwie and talked about the small nuisances as to why it is great. He proceeded to talk about fiber, hemp, oils, medicines and lastly spiritual goodness. He then speaks about the sativa that is so potent in the Mauwie Wauwie and all the good that can come from it. If America would make it legal, he feels that the world would be a better place. After the experiment was over he gave us a hug and thanked us for including him.
