Post by Akomplice on Nov 17, 2010 18:22:51 GMT -5
In the post apocalypse world that the SSBL resides in, the league is getting over run by the scrub white point guards. Steve Blake is a 20/8/3 point guard, Dickau is coming off a 18/7 season and the terminator himself Marko Jaric is sporting a 17/10 career average.
The entire league went crazy, no body knew what to do. General Managers took all the things they cherished and went into hiding. Now everyone is finally coming out of hiding and most people are sporting new names. The Portland Trail Blazers decided upon Tracy Morgan because the man is clearly funny. The Blazers were going to start rebuilding and wanted to smooth things over with the fans. Tracy Morgan was brought in to capture the Blazer essence to sell to the fans.
Tracy Morgan seen at the Blazers at Knicks game
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This was working quite well until the Sonics came along with their new name, Tracy Jordan. It is obvious that the Sonics are not only sending a message to the Portland franchise, but to actually steal the name of the head of the franchise has gone too far. There have been talks of the Sonics selling the team to some Oil Tycoons over the past few years, maybe they're stealing media campaigns now to preserve basketball in Seattle.
Tracy Morgan is not Tracy Jordan, but does play Tracy Jordan on a show. The owner of the Blazers, Paul Allen clearly feels slighted by this attempt by the Sonics in order to win over fans. Allen has since filed an appeal against the Sonics to the SSBL Presidency in order to correct this injustice. Paul Allen being a fair business man is going to allow the Sonics to keep the Tracy Jordan name, but they do have a demand. Kobe Bryant. That's right folks, Kobe Bryant is the demand of the Blazers. We will go over the contract right now.
First Day: Indiana Pacers pick.
Second Day: Samuel Dalembert
Third Day: Eddie House
Fourth Day: Kobe Bryant
Fifth Day: The Seattle SuperSonics.
We feel that we are being fair in these negotiations. All the people of Portland want is their Tracy Morgan back and not allow any impostures to roam around in their own backyard. This will be effective at the stroke of midnight tonight, Eastern Time. Everyday that goes by the fans of Blazers will grow madder and eventually the Pootie Tang will be released. What Pootie does cannot be stopped because he only follows justice.
So Seattle the ball is in your court...
The entire league went crazy, no body knew what to do. General Managers took all the things they cherished and went into hiding. Now everyone is finally coming out of hiding and most people are sporting new names. The Portland Trail Blazers decided upon Tracy Morgan because the man is clearly funny. The Blazers were going to start rebuilding and wanted to smooth things over with the fans. Tracy Morgan was brought in to capture the Blazer essence to sell to the fans.
Tracy Morgan seen at the Blazers at Knicks game
www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=939056166853
This was working quite well until the Sonics came along with their new name, Tracy Jordan. It is obvious that the Sonics are not only sending a message to the Portland franchise, but to actually steal the name of the head of the franchise has gone too far. There have been talks of the Sonics selling the team to some Oil Tycoons over the past few years, maybe they're stealing media campaigns now to preserve basketball in Seattle.
Tracy Morgan is not Tracy Jordan, but does play Tracy Jordan on a show. The owner of the Blazers, Paul Allen clearly feels slighted by this attempt by the Sonics in order to win over fans. Allen has since filed an appeal against the Sonics to the SSBL Presidency in order to correct this injustice. Paul Allen being a fair business man is going to allow the Sonics to keep the Tracy Jordan name, but they do have a demand. Kobe Bryant. That's right folks, Kobe Bryant is the demand of the Blazers. We will go over the contract right now.
First Day: Indiana Pacers pick.
Second Day: Samuel Dalembert
Third Day: Eddie House
Fourth Day: Kobe Bryant
Fifth Day: The Seattle SuperSonics.
We feel that we are being fair in these negotiations. All the people of Portland want is their Tracy Morgan back and not allow any impostures to roam around in their own backyard. This will be effective at the stroke of midnight tonight, Eastern Time. Everyday that goes by the fans of Blazers will grow madder and eventually the Pootie Tang will be released. What Pootie does cannot be stopped because he only follows justice.
So Seattle the ball is in your court...
